Second-largest mustache on Team Acme. Kitchen ninja. CIA grad. Not that CIA. Since 2018.

Austin Bradley

Kitchen Manager

A southerner who openly admits that he doesn't like mayonnaise. Rare. Since 2009.

Bill Tarman

Senior Server

One of Starbucks' first employees. Swear to God. HUGE Dodgers fan. Huge. Since 2010.

Bob Greenfeld

Senior Server

Speaks softly but carries a big stick. Since 1999.

Brian Toomey

Bar Manager

The definition of follow through. I swear. Enjoys singing and working in her sleep. Since 2017.

Francesca Mason

Business Manager

Metalworker and facial hair aficionado. His father was a professional clown. Duh. Since 2006.

Justin Blatt

Senior Server

The best guy ever. Really. Since 1998.

Kevin Callaghan

Chef/Owner

Would probably run the world if given half the chance. And would do a really, really good job. Since 2004.

Martha Rodriguez

Baker

If Acme has a backbone, this is it. Well, a backbone with kids. And great fashion sense. Since 2006.

Raul Francisco

Day Chef

Secretly very tall. In a pinch, will respond to "Lunchbox" or "Black Hole." Since 2018.

Regan Herman

Front of House Manager

Knows every lyric to every song since 1971. And practices Jujitsu. Go figure. Since 2011.

Robbie Scruggs

Chef de Partie

Jersey Shore survivor. Devotee of scarves and cardigans. Our queen of Facebook and French 75s. Since 2015.

Shannon Kelly

Social Media Manager / Bartender

Was on the TV show Lost. We do not want to draw too many parallels between that magical island and Carrboro. Since 2009.

Tom Fisher

Bartender Extraordinaire

Likes hip-hop and country music. Fights MMA. And an honest-to-god Carrboro native. If Acme is Oz, she's our wizard. Since 2015.

Zoë Dehmer

Director of Operations & Planning