Greetings from Carrboro, Oh, 2020. I should’ve read the fine print and swiped left. Your profile promises of a wild ride mixed with excellent cocktails and unlimited Netflix and chill got me, though. Admittedly, the word “pandemic” down at the bottom should have set off alarms. But, hey, that’s all Monday morning quarterback stuff now. […]
The Acme Christmas Dinner To-Go – NOW AVAILABLE TO ORDER!
Greetings from Carrboro, There isn’t a consensus around timing. At least our limited survey doesn’t offer one. Some families have their big Christmas meal on the 24th and then spend the 25th in pajamas eating cookies and fudge and watching Die Hard. Others choose something easy for Christmas Eve so that any requisite wrapping actually is […]
Bringing a new meaning to “holiday cleanse.”
Greetings from Carrboro, It’s a holiday tradition. Though, to be honest, I can’t point to the exact day on the advent calendar. But it seems to always be about now. Quite religiously I wake up one morning and abandon a good 60% of what I’d hoped to accomplish pre-Christmas. It’s not the crazy stuff like handmade wreaths and […]
Acme’s Holiday Dinner Tour – The Prime Rib Extravaganza, now available to order!
Greetings from Carrboro, I’ll give it to you straight; I really, really don’t like Jingle Bell Rock. At all. Even with Earth, Wind, and Fire re-releasing September as December to cash in on Christmas, Jingle Bell Rock is still the season’s anthem most likely to make me visibly cringe. Somehow blatantly co-opting and corrupting the name of a classic holiday song makes it […]
Our sister restaurant is OPEN!
Greetings from Carrboro, One by one, she brought them home from Chapel Hill. I imagine each recipe as her quixotic attempt at 70’s-style culinary enlightenment for our poor southern souls. Peace, Love, and the Moosewood Cookbook. I distinctly remember the ratatouille. And several run-ins with various renditions of chickpeas that required stealthily devoured pre-dinner ham […]
It’s been 6 months
Greetings from Carrboro, I could only see the smallest part. A hard brown nub about six, maybe seven feet up. I pulled myself onto a branch and stared at it for what must have been 20 minutes. Until then my sole tangible measure of time was the clearly dated pencil lines on the frame of […]
We’re been practicing our accents all week
Greetings from Carrboro, It was like the man couldn’t hear me. His baffled expression melted my grown-up facade of coat and tie and proper professional seriousness – I had a briefcase! So I said it again, louder, standing tall in hopes of exuding street smarts. “Bagel with cream cheese and coffee with cream.” Then less […]
Toujours Provence Staycation
Greetings from Carrboro, There’s “Sentinel.” And “Gazette.” “Observer” is clearly popular in these parts. But I must be honest, any culture that had a newspaper named after garlic mayo wins my heart. No question. I get the sense that their collective priorities are in righteous order. With our modern media mania, it’s rather hard to imagine […]
Aloooohaaa dinnertime
Greetings from Carrboro, I stood, slack-jawed, and pointed. The guy working with me looked up and squinted in the bright sun, “oh, that’s a whale.” Just like that – as if he were pointing out a 2015 Hyundai. His practiced deadpan nonchalance was clearly intended to signal the superiority of his “native” status – shaka, […]
Taking the labor out of labor day
Greetings from Carrboro, No one’s going to stop you. I hope you know that. The decision to wholeheartedly put the “Labor” in Labor Day is completely your call. Certainly all of us agree that it’s barrels o’ fun to shop for groceries on a holiday weekend – especially in 2020. And even more fun to […]
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