Greetings from Carrboro,

They’re sneaky bastards, these snowpocalypses. Who knew they could change so fast? Last weekend was like going to the movies to see a film with The Rock and when you sat down in the theater, it turned out to be a rock musical rendition of Wuthering Heights. In period costumery. Not to hate on the idea of a hulking Heathcliff, but obviously not quite what was expected when you bought that large popcorn with extra butter.

So, here we go again. Time to buckle up for – drumroll, please – Snowpocalypse II – Revenge of the Snowpocalypse. Critics always claim that the sequel is never as good as the original. We’ll see. Not going to lie, the OG storm didn’t really thrill me. But that could just be the result of my  falling, ever-so-gracefully, flat on my back while holding a hot cup of coffee that soured my opinion.

Regardless, when the world says snowpocalypse, we get to work. Because having something delicious in your fridge is a game-changer. Right? No rummaging through the freezer, pulling out poorly wrapped mystery meat from 2019. No trying to make a peanut butter sandwich with a squished hot dog bun that got shoved to the back of the bin well before Christmas. We’re talking food. Real, honest-to-god comfort food. No survivalist skills required. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the show.

Well, that’s all the news from Carr-burr-o. The Staff at Acme look forward to serving you soon.

Cheers,
The Staff at Acme