Greetings from Carrboro,
I don’t know if you should buy one of those stylish water bottle belts. Or go up to your attic and dig out that P90X DVD set that you never actually opened. Regardless, you’re going to need something. And fast. Because getting into Holiday shape this year is going to be hard. Escaping an overabundance of family and those inevitably awkward office parties in 2020 was – let’s just admit it – a bit of a godsend. But it’s 2021 now; you really can’t hide from Great Aunt Beulah this time around. Nope. And that year off has your holiday preparedness at an all time low; you know it’s true. Luckily, Acme can help.
I know that a lot of you are mumbling that November isn’t even halfway over. That’s true. But all I’m saying is that when you pull on that moth-balled Santa costume come December, you want it to fit. Hell, you need it to fit. Metaphorically speaking, of course. So, your clear-eyed preparation is key. That being said, I haven’t even addressed the whole “turkey day with the fam” extravaganza that’s a mere TWO weeks out, thank you very much. And, as we all know, Thanksgiving is the holiday version of the canary in the coal mine. If that baby goes south, December is going to be rough.
That’s where we come in. First, we’re cooking a Thanksgiving feast that will make you swoon. Basically, we’re taking something onerous off of your holiday plate and replacing it with something wildly delicious. And a million times simpler. You can check out our Acme Thanksgiving To-Go menu with all the fixings here. A carefree Thanksgiving awaits.
And that’s just the start of your Acme-fied holiday wishlist. We have special December party packages created for the Parker Room, our private dining space. For family or friends or both. Or, if you wish, we can bring an oh-so festive catered fiesta to your door – whatever pulls your sleigh. And, you know, there just might also be a Champagne Dinner mid-month, a Ho-Ho-Ho Drag Brunch, a classic winter Standing Rib Roast dinner, and maybe – just maybe – an oh-so delicious Christmas feast to satisfy all those ravenous Whos down in Whoville. Because trading visions of sugarplums for pecan pie is a win in our book. This is all to say that in the coming odyssey that is the 2021 holidays, Acme has your back. But the sexy water bottle belt is all you.
Oh, and as an early Christmas present, Acme will continue our $13.95 Thursdays through the end of November. Every entree, every Thursday – $13.95. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Well, that’s all the news from Carrboro. The staff at Acme look forward to serving you soon.
The Staff at Acme