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Greetings from Carrboro, The handwritten signs didn’t help. I’d point and then pronunciate in awkward slowness, “chick – en?” Like that really helped. He always nodded encouragingly from the other side of the divide. And optimistically, I went along with our little practiced charade, mostly aware that I could have enunciated “wom-bat?” and received the same solicitous […]

Greetings from Carrboro, My daughter has a thing for Mamma Mia. And no, that’s not some familial nickname for a cherished maternal relative. Her fondness is for Mamma Mia! – that demon spawn of ABBA hits and sun-kissed Greek Isle fantasies. You know the one. With Meryl Streep. It’s basically a dreamy timeshare sales pitch […]

Greetings from Carrboro, God knows where he heard the rumor. This was Charlotte in the early 80s. So, yea, wildly pre-internet. And it wasn’t exactly the juicy stuff of office gossip. But somehow my father “learned” that Kroger was secretly discontinuing his favorite packaged salad dressing. And I’m not talking bottles here. It was a […]

Greetings from Carrboro, Some things transcend pandemics. And I’m not just talking about the, um, name of Elon Musk’s kid – though that is rather special. Or anything on TikTok. No. I’m talking about the oh-my-god, springtime deliciousness that is soft shell crab. It doesn’t get much better than that. Trust me. So, I figured […]

Greetings from Carrboro, He called all the family together. At least those close enough to make the drive. My friend’s grandfather knew that he was close to dying and wanted to say goodbye. The large family gathered in the small farm house and ate from the assembled platters and pyrex dishes that covered the entire […]

Greetings from Carrboro, In 3rd grade, Mrs. Steele got a gerbil. It was the classic boy gerbil that had like 8 babies the second week “he” was part of the class. Subsequently, Mike became Mika and those babies that survived were adopted by classmates. But Mika stayed with us the whole year. My clearest memory […]

April 10th, 2020 Greetings from Carrboro, I’m so out of the loop. Socially speaking. It’s pretty pathetic. All the cool kids seem to be Zoom-ing with each other during this pandemic. Personally, I don’t think that I’ve ever officially Zoomed – or been Zoomed? – but don’t quote me on that. I’d ask my children […]

Greetings from Carrboro, Yesterday, a friend sent me a photo that his wife took. It’s of him working from home; he’s smiling from inside a rather formidable blanket fort that had much more of a Hobbit feel than, say, Camelot. You know, homey. There was a Coke Zero next to his computer. He had one […]

March 23rd, 2020 Greetings from Carrboro, So, here we are; one week into this new, um, adventure. I think I may be getting a taste of what the crew members felt aboard the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria once they lost sight of land. I’m sure that they clearly recognized that their boats were really, really small […]

Greetings from Carrboro, It’s official. Acme has become Acme To-Go. For now. Dinner orders can be placed at any time of day through our website and then picked up between 4:45 and 8pm. It’s simple and it’s delicious. Everyday we will be offering our Acme Classics and specials including our Family Meal dinner for 4. To […]