Greetings from Carrboro, As they say, good things take time. So, if my math is right, twenty years better make something pretty damn great. The singular fact that it’s never been on the menu says a lot. I’ve danced around it. Debated. Oh, and I’ve greedily eaten more than my fair share over the years. […]
#bestdadever
Greetings from Carrboro, It’s bad enough on Mother’s Day. But sentimental Father’s Day cards really are the worst. At least with moms there is the oh-my-god-what-you-went-thru-for-me act of giving birth. And, well, we can all agree that seems a fair enough rationale for cards with fuzzy pastel pictures of daisies and professions of undying love […]
If only my mother could have been so lucky…
Greetings from Carrboro, My mother had a history with gin. It predated me, but my father hinted that it involved a party, a pitcher, and a pool. Having seen pictures of her swim-suited Jackie O days, I’m not so sure that her gin fracas wasn’t more the direct result of the festive red rubber cap […]
Soft shell crabs are here!
Greetings from Carrboro, It’s inevitable. Think thunder after lightning. When I’m talking to guests there’s a particularly pregnant pause that always leads to “well, what should we have to eat tonight?” Oh. Joy. You’d think I’d know how to answer that by now. But no. I flail and descend into the swamp of chattering banality, recommending […]
Margajulep? Juleparita?
May 3, 2018 Greetings from Carrboro, She didn’t even ask. I watched in what can only be described as gastronomic horror as my date dumped the entire bag of M&Ms into the popcorn. As if that was what normal people did. As if wasting my hard-earned cash was some kind of sneaky girl-test of my […]
Cross my heart
Greetings from Carrboro, We’re a superstitious lot, restaurant people. Crack open a fertilized egg and someone’s about to die. Find two yolks and you’re about to have twins. Spill salt? Better toss some over your shoulder to blind the devil right behind you. And despite – shall I say – mediocre results, I still eat […]
Say it with me now!
Greetings from Carrboro, It was a point of pride. The first restaurant that I worked in did not serve either peach schnapps or white zinfandel. The former to purge the phrase ‘fuzzy navels’ from the bar lexicon and the latter as a heroic defense of true wine. These kind of values were meant to stand […]
We’re all out of Dippin’ Dots
Greetings from Carrboro, I can guarantee you couldn’t make up a game as complicated as baseball. Even the uniforms don’t make sense. But my 14 years playing America’s “pastime” inoculate me against a lot of that. It’s only when I’m trying to explain a slider to my teenage daughter – and her subsequent glassy-eyed facial […]
Donut be a fool
Greetings from Carrboro, We’ve got Kanye and Kim. Then there’s John and Yoko for the non-millenial set. And, to be sure, Easter and Brunch for, well, just about all of us. The way I see it, mixing religion and donuts is a natural. Where is it written that the bread you break can’t be fried, […]
Carrboro go Brách!
☘ Greetings from Carrboro ☘ In Chicago, they turn the Mississippi green. Like, you know, really green. For miles. But Carrboro’s lack of any significant tributary sort of shot that idea in the foot. Unless we chose to dye Bolin Creek some vibrant verdant hue. But that would probably just terrify wildlife. And expecting the town to […]
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